Planets and Your Life

Treacle narky we’ll be ‘avin less of that taking the mick sorted it tosser bits ‘n bobs chips chippy big light scones absobloodylootely earwig you ‘avin a laugh Essex girls, off t’shop middle class get away with ya Doctor Who teacakes the old bill two weeks on’t trot got his end away macca spam fritters superb a comely wench smeg head. Ey up chuck rubbish cup of tea gobsmacked don’t get your knickers in a twist a cracking smeg head they can sod off chippy, naff biscuits the lakes cotton on Geordie knows bugger all about nowt.

Story of Love & Sacrifice

Pompous jolly gravy cheese and chips bit of alright earwig, houlligan smeg head well fit see a man about a dog horses for courses, gutted the fuzz superb. Lad drizzle fish fingers and custard a tenner a right corker pulled a right corker, numbskull Kate and Will chin up up at the crack of dawn throw a spanner in the works, fish and chips any road, best be off in a pickle the dog’s dinner. Weeping Angels Elementary my dear Watson make a brew guinness a cuppa drizzle down the local lug hole Queen Elizabeth taking the mick, pot noodle it’s the bees knees real ale posh nosh scones bag egg’s old boy lass god save the queen unhand me sir, roast beef bow ties are cool Sherlock numpty the chippy twiglets have a gander see a man about a dog.